Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

findthesublime:

why can’t i have tits like dis 

(Source: sorelips)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon)

Posted 9 hours ago

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

Posted 9 hours ago

mossyelf:

phiife:

this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.

Goodnight

(Source: algoll)

Posted 9 hours ago
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

Posted 9 hours ago

moriartymyheartsonfire:

Ed… for a 23 year old man, you sure do get pregnant a lot.

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

I could use this tonight — well, every night — but more so tonight.

I could use this tonight — well, every night — but more so tonight.

(Source: hydrotoxicity)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this


HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!

(Source: laharl-sama)

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

  • me

(Source: boybanders)